Why is school important? I'm going to give you five totally serious reasons! Welcome back to CapOhTV, the channel where we know school is a joke and you don't want to be the punchline! If this is your first time here and you like that message, make sure you hit the SUBSCRIBE button before this video ends. Let's talk about why school is important. Now, you may notice that in the title I have quotation marks around important. Quotation marks usually signify sarcasm. And also the subtitle: five totally serious reasons why school is important.

It's just for goofs. But guess what? In every goof, there's a little bit of truth. And CapOhTV is all about speaking the truth. Are you ready? Here we go! Number one! School is important because you have to learn to think like a group. Yes, that's right, school is the conformity factory. You go in, you're told to do this, you're told to do that and you have to be just like everybody else. If you stand up, you're told to sit down. You have to do what everyone else does. You have to do the same worksheet, you have to learn the same math, You have to learn the same way to use the bathroom. Um... well... maybe... in this culture we have... The point is, school is all about conformity, the school doesn't want anyone to rock the boat, They want everyone to be nice and level-headed and that's why school is important. Number two! Why is school important? Because if you fail school, then you'll be a failure in life. That's right, folks, if you fail school, you ain't goin' nowhere in life. And I said, "ain't!" How bout that? The idea is if you aren't doing well in school and you aren't getting good grades, then you must be defective and you must have a problem and therefore no one is ever going to hire you for a job and you can never accomplish anything in life. 

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